Twist my Wish

Lady of the House Posts : 166 Join date : 2009-08-31

Ok it goes like this:

I wish I could fly.

The next person will respond twisting the wish around then making their own:

Granted, but your wings fail you in mid air and you plummet to your death.

I wish for new shoes.

So on and so forth...got it?? Good lets play!! This one was just an example see my next post for the first wish to be twisted!

Lady of the House Posts : 166 Join date : 2009-08-31

I wish I could breath underwater

Subject: Re: Twist my Wish Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:48 am

You can, but when you test it out, you get eaten by a shark.

I wish I could do anything.

Lady of the House Posts : 166 Join date : 2009-08-31

You can do anything but when you do you materialize yourself into nothing and disappear from existence.

I wish I never had to sleep

Subject: Re: Twist my Wish Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:09 pm

You don't have to sleep, but you still collapse from exhaustion

I become a shapeshifter

Subject: Re: Twist my Wish Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:53 am

you shape shift into a gay mans penis.

i wish i didnt have any debt.

Lady of the House Posts : 166 Join date : 2009-08-31

You have no more debt because the mobsters you owed it to killed you.

I wish I wasn't sick

Subject: Re: Twist my Wish Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:01 pm

you are never sick because your body is never sick and you live in a labratory so the rest of the world can be healthy by getting injections of you blood. you go bald, pale, and weak. but yu are never ill with a sickness or a diseas, and your amrms and legs are full of IV and needle scars. you have a tattoo on the back of your bald head that says "wonder serum XIV"

i wish my goldfish would not die and live forever.

Lady of the House Posts : 166 Join date : 2009-08-31

Your goldfish never dies but you do 1 second after your wish is granted

I wish I had an extra arm

Subject: Re: Twist my Wish Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:06 pm

you grow an extra arm, but its in your critch like a penis.

i wish my gilrfreind wasnt a bitch.

Lady of the House Posts : 166 Join date : 2009-08-31

Your girlfriend stops being a bitch but then turns out to be Krissy -smug- xD

I wish Drake would never sleep

Subject: Re: Twist my Wish Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:25 pm

Granted but he shoots himself just so he can ask God wtf.

I wish I fell into a coma.

Lady of the House Posts : 166 Join date : 2009-08-31

You fall into a coma from shooting yourself, but die very shortly after and are sent to hell for suicide where your eternal punishment is to be kept awake and never sleep watching reruns of the snuggle bunny.

I wish I had a chicken sandwich.

Subject: Re: Twist my Wish Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:37 pm

You get get your chicken sandwich, but after eating it you realize it was pork and catch the swine flu O_O

I wish I could get my wisdom tooth pulled today.

Subject: Re: Twist my Wish Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:05 pm

Wish granted, but it was radioactive, so 3 more erupt from your gums O.o

I wish I had a pet rock

Subject: Re: Twist my Wish Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:24 pm

Haha..you get that pet rock... but it murders you in your sleep.

I would I was back in Jersey

Subject: Re: Twist my Wish Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:44 pm

Wish granted, but Jersey turns out to be a sweaty football player's jersey.

I wish I had a non-homicidal pet rock

Subject: Re: Twist my Wish Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:04 pm

Wish granted. But the non homicidal pet rock hates you and joins the circues.

I wish I was a pony.

Subject: Re: Twist my Wish Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:25 pm

You become a pony, but forget to feed yourself and die

I wish I never got shot in the leg. =/

Subject: Re: Twist my Wish Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:30 pm

Wish granted, but you get shot in the arm instead.

I wish i was king of everything

Subject: Re: Twist my Wish Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:33 pm

Wish granted, but not everyone loved you as king and plotted your death, then carried it out by throwing you into a deep, dark pit filled with spikes.

I wish I had more Dr. Pepper.

Subject: Re: Twist my Wish Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:35 pm

wish granted, but it is all contaminated tiwh the swine flu.

i wish it wasnt cold outside.

Subject: Re: Twist my Wish Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:55 pm

Granted, but the world floods because the temperature is no longer low enough to maintain the ice caps.

I wish I live long enough to have grandchildren.

Subject: Re: Twist my Wish Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:31 am

granted, your first daughter gives birth at 13.

i wish elon would hang out with me more.

Subject: Re: Twist my Wish Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:53 pm

wish granted, but he steals your girl friend from you.

I wish.............. My mp3 player still worked.